In a galaxy far far away….
I was looking at David Letterman’s top ten lists the other day and there were top ten signs that you have watched the Star Wars movies too much.
My favorite ones are:-
10. Your poodles are named “C,” “3,” “P” and “O”
7. You’re continually stunned when the President makes major decisions without consulting Mark Hamill
6. Your favorite pickup line: “Would you like to handle my light saber?”
5. You keep referring to your lawn mower as “that crazy droid”
4. You spend most of your days trying to use “the Force” to open a can of pears
2. Your sex life is strictly “Han Solo,” if you know what I mean
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