If I am Balajoe (wait a minute, I am Balajoe!)
b. It does not matter as long as I get my gift
d. Done that – if you are my friend but did not see such comments in your blog, it will be there the next time (“scout’s promise”)
If I am a Proton Iswara SE
a. My Master (who else?)
b. My Master (do I need to explain again?)
If I am Lim Kit Siang
a. A “fed up with BN crap” Voter
If I am the victim in the Squat gate incident
a. A policeman (I feel ashamed and angry)
b. God (Can’t trust anyone else these days)
If I am a BN MP
a. A “blur-blur on real issues” Voter
b. Pak Lah (that man has the final say, as usual)
And finally…not forgetting
If I am Santa Claus (oh, I look like one from the stomach point of view)
a. A pretty Santarina…err, Mrs Claus. I said Mrs Claus
b. Santa Claus? I am tired of that name. Can’t we just use DHL?
c. I can get a good night sleep on Christmas Eve (can you imagine the traffic on a holiday eve?)
Merry “a very advance” Christmas
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