There are 2 types of scumbags, idiots, and bastards when it comes to misuse of the emergency lane – one is the bastards who uses the emergency lane and another, the idiots who allow them.
(The jam starts)
We went to KLIA last Saturday night to send off close relatives and when we came back, it started to rain “dogs and cats” but we had expected a clear road back home. But that did not happen. The traffic almost came to a standstill. The road was wet, so we knew that an accident must have happened. We inched along in the traffic jam.
When the 3 lane highway came to a standstill, the obvious thing happened – some bastards took it to the emergency lane. Bastards came in many forms indeed – young female drivers, old uncle drivers, drivers in BMWs and SUVs and drivers in Singapore plate numbered vehicles.
At one point, even the emergency lane came to a standstill. Whenever these idiots found stalled cars on the emergency lane, they indiscriminately cut into the 3rd lane.
(The idiots at the emergency lane)
Surprisingly some of the idiots on the 3rd lane conveniently gave way and inched onto 2nd lane. At certain places, there were almost 2 lanes within the 3rd lane. I was so pissed off that when one uncle on the emergency lane wanted to cut into my lane, I just sped up and block his entry. When he looked at me, I just shouted “FUCK YOU!”
(Standstill at emergency lane)
After a several minutes of “fighting off” the idiots at the emergency lane, we heard siren. First we thought it was an ambulance but we then saw blue lights. Great! The police are here and all those bastards at the emergency lane were screwed. We shouted “Catch them!” But guess what? The police car just made sure that the emergency lane got cleared but let the offenders to “walk away” free.
I got pissed off even more but then I thought that may the police just wanted to reach the accident site first and worry about the offenders later. But that was not the case – the highway operators were already on the accident scene – a truck overturned. The 3 lane was reduced to only 1 lane.
Guess what the police was doing? They parked their cars and just watched the highway operators handling the traffic. Fuck the police too!No tags for this post.