Breaking Up…Literally

Got this in my inbox from my colleague, Rosli this morning – it’s funny. Literal translation of breaking up.

Tijah ingin memutuskan perhubungan dengan boyfriend MAT SALLEH nya….Dia tak sanggup bertemu muka, Lalu dia pun mengutus surat… surat tu macam ni bunyinya:-

Hi, my motive write this letter is to give know you something. I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.

I have think about this very cook cook. I know i clap one hand only. Correctly, i have seen you and she together at town with eyes myself. You always ask for apology back back. I don’t trust you again!!! You are really crocodile land.

My Friend speak you play wood three… Now i know you correct correct play wood three. so, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know this result i pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me. So, i break off to go far from here.

I don’t want you to play play with my liver. I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don’t want banana to fruit two times ….Safe walk….

Tijah

 

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